my only talent is not being in a relationship
May the Force be with you
ϟ Always ϟ
A big fuck you to the assholes who think that faking a mental illness makes them cute or quirky, and a big shoutout to the people who actually require the attention that is wasted on the assholes.
"The Guardians of the Galaxy consist of members that are very selfish for the most part. They find something worth fighting for." -Chris Pratt (x)
Shailene Woodley and Ansel Elgort filming The Fault In Our Stars in Amsterdam.
*boss ass bitch plays in the distance*
its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr
all of us
easter and oh look at that
we’re all still here
You are the Elven Queen, young and sweet, only fifty-four hundred.
Elven Queen, feel the beat from the Dwarves against their cell walls.
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your endless life.
See that dragon, watch that escape, digging the Elven Queen.
Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.